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Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Dear Howard:
I can call you, Howard, right? After all, I was selected to represent Alexandria, VA, in the 2005 Grassroots Survey of Democratic Leaders. That's pretty impressive. So, I'll stick with Howard. So, Howard, we've got some problems. I appreciate the thought and all, but if I'm the guy you've picked for Alexandria, you guys are pretty much doomed here. I'm not a leader, I'm a bureaucrat! I'm not even a good bureaucrat - and I'm a contractor, so I'm pretty much a fake bureaucrat, too. I don't lead unless there is either one directive or two memos telling me to. And, to be honest, I'm not really a Democrat. I know, I moved here from Arlington, where the Socialist Party membership card gets you a discount at Whole Foods and not recycling gets you sent to a reeducation camp in Bailey's Crossroads, but I mainly did it for the commuting, the social scene, and the cute women at the pool. I do ride Metro, but I do it to save myself from the blue staters from Montgomery County who drive SUVs and feel that they own the road (I'm also really cheap). So, Howard, just a few words of warning before you read my responses.
Now we get to the painful part, Howard. The money. You ask if I want to make progress in the issues discussed above by contributing to the DNC today. Uh, Howard, which issues? What if I respond one way and those whacko Takoma Park-ites respond another? Will my money be used for my causes and them for theirs? Democrats need to stand for something, Howard. Really, it's embarassing. And really, Howard, I don't have a lot of money. Try to work on musicians or actors. Howard, I think we're both in agreeance that they will be more receptive for your cause, even if they aren't part of the original 2005 Grassroots Survey of Democratic Leaders. But thanks for trying, Howard! And good luck. You're going to need it. Your friend, The Wonk P.S. If you'd like some help on how to better use the money you get, I'd go for fewer carpet-bomb based direct mail campaigns that make people seem important. But that's just me. Sunday, April 17, 2005
Interesting day yesterday. I started out at the National Zoo for a few hours. Highlights....
After the Zoo, I decided to do something I needed to do a "traditional" D.C. thing I had been meaning to do for a while and headed to Ben's Chili Bowl to get a chili dog and a milkshake. The chili dog was disgustingly delicious - I wolfed the dog, the chili, the onions, and the mustard down in about six seconds outside, then headed to the African-American Civil War Memorial, sat down, and drank the milkshake, enjoying the nice day. After that, it was time to go to the Torpedo Factory yet again with the intention of livening up my walls rather than just browsing and enjoying art (though I did that, too, and it was quite fun). This time I blew an obscene amount of money on two different works. The first was a very colorful picture of an elephant on an orange background by this artist, who was very talkative, friendly, and interesting (her gallery also included a huge and very cool picture of a bull, but someone else had already bought it). The second was an abstract painting by this artist that looked very similar to "Tuscan Hillside" (not surprisingly, it is called "Tuscan Vineyards". Both are hung up now, and both look very nice. Long day. Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Time for a Monday afternoon recap, when I went to see the Cherry Blossoms after work.
The first thing to do was stop by near the Forrestal building for a soft pretzel. Very disappointing - not really cooked and gummy. I also had to stand behind a foreign tourist couple who was trying to get five dollars' worth of dollar bills in quarters. Strike one. Then came a visit to the American History Museum to take a look at their Price of Freedom exhibit for 45 minutes before the museum closed. What a strange exhibit. My girlfriend and I went to the National Civil War Museum a few months ago - that was an entire museum devoted to one war. The Price of Freedom is one exhibit - albeit a large one - devoted to every single military conflict the United States has been involved in. PLUS it described the rationales for entering into wars (like the origins of the Civil War) PLUS major issues that arose during those wars (like internment of Japanese during World War II). This was about sixty diferent exhibits in one, all mashed together. There has to be a way to make a good exhibit on America's military history, but the way they've done it isn't it. Oh, and it's very strange to see exhibits on 9/11 and Operation Enduring Freedom just four years afterwards - the tendency towards "instant history" is just creepy. Strike two. Anyway, after that it was time to walk over to the Tidal Basin. After a teensy delay that almost took me to Gaithersburg due to the grounds around the Washington Monument being laid with mines so that no terrorists or tourists from South Dakota can get close (a project that is apparently being conducted underground because the visible part of the project show a lot of torn-up ground), I arrived. It was gorgeous. And not just gorgeous, but gorgeous. So gorgeous it is unable to put it into words. So gorgeous I was annoyed at myself that I couldn't have left work early. Perfect weather (a little warm - I left my suit jacket at work - but nice), perfect crowds (a lot for an afternoon on a Monday, but it was still easy to walk around, even around those people who stopped every five minutes for a picture (on the bright side, with digital cameras, I feel better about stepping into photos since people aren't wasting film), perfect crowd manners (no shoving or pushing or fighting or anything), and lots of blossoms (the wind hasn't been strong this week, so most survived). So I walked to the Jefferson Memorial and back, just exulting in what a perfect experience it was. Grand slam home run. These are the times when blogs don't work. I rode Metro back convinced of how great an experience it was, but as I'm looking over the post, the paragraph is not particularly evocative - and the sad part is that, unless you were there, there is no way it really can be. I'll try once more. I've looked out over Niagra Falls. I've seen the waters of Lake Baikal and the White Cliffs of Dover. I've snorkeled around the Great Barrier Reef. But I don't think that I've seen any greater natural beauty than I did Monday afternoon. It's amazing that, in a city with a fairly deserved reputation for being stone-cold boring and button-down, a city where you're being daring if you wear a navy tie with your navy suit instead of a red one, there could be such amazing natural beauty right smack dab in the middle. Sunday, April 10, 2005
Today I headed over to the Torpedo Factory to see if I could find a nice, colorful painting for my main room. As you'll see below, I did find some potential leads, but the stated goal was pretty much window dressing: I find that there are fewer better things than walking along King Street and the waterfront early in the morning (before it gets too crowded) on a gorgeous spring day and then topping it off with some Five Guys fries.
Anyway, the trip was at least partially successful, particularly one very colorful Chinese-inspired dragon that seemed like a potential choice (there was also a more stylistic painting of an eagle that seemed like a good candidate). I'll probably head back in a week or so - a number of the offices were closed - to see if a winner can be found. One specific benefit of heading to the Torpedo Factory was that I got to see a few paintings of this guy, whose "The Story Teller" series evokes Turkish folk tales. My favorite is this one scene of a mountain plain with a perfect view of the night sky (half the work - the proportions of an 8 1/2" by 11" sheet of paper - shows the sky while the other half shows the ground) with two eensy teensy little people in the lower right. It's hard to say why, but it's beautiful nonetheless. Anyway, on Friday night I headed with some friends to see Guess Who. It was notably better than I expected (this is a continuing theme with Bernie Mac movies - the last one I saw, Mr. 3000, was cut from similar cloth). On the bright side, it was the first movie where I was not actively rooting for Ashton Kutcher to be disembowled midway through the performance - he didn't entirely cast off the frat-boy mentality (it annoys me to no end that this guy studied biochemical engineering at Iowa State), but he wasn't his total jackass persona, either. I spent most of the movie rooting for Mac's character to scare the living daylights out of Kutcher's (compare to Meet the Parents, where De Niro and Stiller's characters both had good points - here, I just wanted Mac to rule). The remarkably weird part of the movie was that we saw it in Potomac Yards, which usually has a racially-mixed crowd. There are some scenes in the movie that play off the racial overtones of the movie, and the crowd seemed tentative to react a few times before noting how others would take the scenes (the "jokes at the dinner table" scene was positively painful to sit through). By the way - the funniest part of the movie comes when Mac heads to catch a New Jersey Transit train and pulls in right next to the stairs. If I ever get a chance to put down my experiences from the Big East Tournament, you will see why this is hilarious beyond measure. Anyway, this also came with previews, including some as part of the execrable "Twenty". A summary...
Anyway. Time for sleep. Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Ok, more on the Pope, which is basically what I did on Sunday.
Some of you may know that I have a friend from high school in the D.C. area who is currently a deacon studying to be a priest. Great guy. Did Boys' Nation, met Bill Clinton, went to St. Joe's (where he roomed with the Hawk (see 1998-99), who also went to Sallies), and then immediately began his journey to become a priest. No, his nickname for this will not be Altar Boy. Let's go with Deac. Anyway, he's also a diehard Democrat and massive Delaware patriot. When we met at Sallies' Model United Nations program, he was always an efficient, hard-hitting delegate. Whenever I've seen him, whether he was teaching religion and history while running a high school's Model UN program or while he was working for a summer doing his hospital rotation at Georgetown (when we were trying to figure out a place to go for dinner once, he famously asked me if I knew of a place called The Tombs), he has always been unfailingly kind, organized, and dedicated. Even better, he help me put together some of the Ikea furniture I got, including an evil A/V storage unit. Since I've moved down here, the one thing that I haven't had is a church within walking distance, which has made my attendance sporadic. I did want to go today, however, out of a sense of obligation and import. I debated going to my old church, comfortable in the knowledge that they would roll out their big guns in Father Creedon to talk about the Pope and his concern for "the lowest, the lost, the least". The other option was the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception, but that seemed too massive and impersonal. Then I saw Deac on AIM last night and asked him where his church was. He answered that it was St. Martin's and that he was doing two masses - one at 9 and one at 12:15. So I bounded out of my condo around 10:30. While walking there, I decided it was best to take a taxi to the Metro so I wouldn't be late. I mentioned my plans to the cabdriver, who asked me whether an American would be chosen Pope. Anyway, after a long Metro ride that included meeting two current Sallies students who were in town for a cross-country meet at Crystal City while waiting for the Yellow Line and seeing one couple that looked around forty taking their five-year old to the Nationals exhibition game, I got off the New York Avenue station and started walking. Sidebar. The Nationals are really getting annoying. I'd assume if Tom Boswell has a wife, she'd be considering divorcing him after seeing paean after paean. Every single baby boomer has these long-winded stories about Bat Night. On the bright side, I have faith that the D.C. City Council will find an intriguing way to screw up the stadium deal that will leave this team in Portland. Anyway, I walked the ten minutes to the church (fool that I am, I thought I didn't need a jacket and that it was going to warm up), sat down, and waited for Mass to start. I saw Deac about fifteen minutes before Mass started - he seemed genuinely happy that I could come to see him. He also mentions that this is a good Mass to attend since the gospel choir is quite good. After talking for a few minutes, he heads off to get ready. For the record, St. Martin's is an African-American-inspired Catholic church. I had never been to an African-American "gospel"-style service before (the hymnal referred to a large number of songs I had never heard of and included an essay on African-American music and its different branches). Just different enough to be noticeable - sort of like when all the celebrants at the 8pm Mass at Georgetown cluster around the altar. Anyway. Mass starts. Important note - if you think you're a halfway decent singer, never try to sing along with the gospel choir. Just accept your limitations, try to clap in time, and revel in gifted people praising God. Anyway. Gospel time. The reading is John 20:19-31 - basically the origin of the term "Doubting Thomas". After that, it's time for the homily, which Deac gives. Deac intertwined the Doubting Thomas story with his comments on knowing Pope John Paul II for his homily. It's amazing to see someone I knew in 1992 when he was a sophomore in high school give a homily during Sunday Mass. In his Sunday column, Tom Shales wrote a relatively nice column on the coverage of the Pope's death. The only negative thing was this comment at the end: "The Greatest Generation and the baby boomers respected such things, but the iPodders now coming to adulthood apparently do not. One wonders how many of them even knew of the pope's passing, or how many were in a snit because they couldn't see the NASCAR races as scheduled." I wish Tom had seen Deac, talking about how Pope John Paul II was the only pope he had ever known, while referring people to the Vatican site's quick transition from John Paul II's seal to a vacant one as proof that the Church goes on, before he wrote that. On that, I found it amazingly bizarre to switch from NBC, ABC, and Fox, all of which were showing specials on the Pope's death, to CBS, which was showing a special on Jim Calhoun of UConn. I also found it difficult to reconcile the discussions that occurred on TV where Pope John Paul II was criticized for his stance on items such as euthanasia and women priests. It's difficult to address that since Catholics hold as an article of faith that the pope is God's messenger on Earth - if you're God's messenger, and He tells you that euthanasia is wrong, then my bet is that you're not going to go with the opinion polls. After the homily came the Liturgy of the Eucharist, where the priest skipped over the traditional "John Paul our Pope" and went straight to "Theodore our bishop"; he then asked God to accept John Paul when he arrived at Heaven. For the record, the number of people at the church for the Mass wasn't remarkably big - certainly under a hundred and probably under fifty (Deac later said that a lot of people missed the time change and that it's usually much more full). With the exception of the gospel choir, the vast majority of people seemed quiet. Then came the sign of peace. Church stopped for ten minutes. This wasn't shake the hand of the person to your left, right, and in front of and behind you. This was "shake every hand you can find in the entire church". It conveyed a warmth of community that seemed genuine and loving. Amazing. Anyway, afterwards I sat in on a post-Confirmation class that he helped to run - the kids were quite sharp when it came to a trivia baseball game (the class also reminded me why I never want to be a middle-school tracher). After that, I proposed that we stop and get some lunch - Deac suggested Shirlington, but wanted to stop by the Oblate residence to change first. Famous last words. If you are friends with a residence hall manager and if that hall manager is in charge of the phones and if there's a small, ten-minute power outage and if the battery backup either doesn't work or doesn't exist prepare for a LONG, six hour wait as your friend reprograms every single one of 40+ extensions. I kept Deac company while he fixed the phone system. Afterwards - much later than expected, he, I, and another priest-in-training headed down to Luna Cafe. My Sunday.
Went to watch the NCAA final last night with some friends. Highlights in bullet-point format, as always...
Oh, well. Only around two hundred more days until Midnight Madness starts up again. Go get um Hoyas. Saturday, April 02, 2005
Yes, I'm back. I hope to knock off a few posts today to make up for a few weeks of rare appearances. I'll start today with two items that are more depressing than the rest and that should probabl get special treatment.
The first is the Pope. It's very disconcerting to turn on the TV this morning and see "Breaking News", only to find out that the breaking news is that the Pope is near death. Should the Pope recover, ABC is going to be incensed that they spent all their "life in retrospective" features before his time. The talking about his impending death when he hasn't died is ghoulish to a degree. I have no specific memories of the Pope - which is strange because he's the only Pope I've been conscious of knowing. In fact, that's going to be the weirdest part of whenever the Pope passes - the Catholic Mass includes a part said by the priest (right after the Prayer of the Faithful) that mentions the priest and the local bishop. It's said every Mass, and so you consider it almost background noise. I remember the local bishop of Philadelphia, Robert Mulvee (sp?), moved on to a different position, and it seemed strange that the priest's words switched from "Bishop Robert" to the next bishop during that part of the Mass. Not hearing the words "Pope John Paul" will just feel strange. The other topic is Terry Schiavo. Here, all I'm going to do is pass on a link. I usually disagree with Slate, but the items brought up here - especially the first few - seemed quite prescient. Ignoring the massive morality questions, the libertarian in me shudders when you are unable to advocate your decisions and the default option - even if articulated by your spouse - is death. The other thing is that, right after she died, CNN's splash photo showed a smiling photo of her - before she had collapsed - that was full of life. There's a large degree of sadness that overcame me - rather than the omnipresent photo of someone who may or may not have retained brain function, it's just depressing that the last years of her life ended up as they did. Anyway. More topics later. |