For those of you who don't know, I travelled overseas a little more than a week ago. One of my destinations was London, which has a direct train from its main airports to the city center. I was just paging through the guide and noticed references to these two locales...

• Deliverance: This makes the Name Hall of Fame. I have this secret fantasy that Americans order from here occasionally, and make jokes about the duck having a real pretty crust.
  
  Nothing like naming your hoity-toity delivery service about a Heart of Darkness-inspired trip through the American South.
  
  
• Ascot Park Polo Club - Corporate Events: PriceWaterhouseCoopers described it as "the best corporate day that we have ever attended".
  
  PriceWaterhouseCoopers is never, ever laying their hands on my money.
  

That's it. Go on about your daily business.